Sunday, March 3, 2013

Alamat Kung Bakit Sinungaling Ang Mga Lalaki (lol)

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*credits: pulbos of PD*

Karpintero itong si Juan at isang araw eh gumagawa siya ng isang bahay
sa tabi ng ilog.Sa lakas ng pagma-martilyo niya eh nalaglag ang
martilyo niya sa ilog.

Umiyak siya at lumitaw yung guardian Angel niya, "tutulungan kita,
Juan".. .sabay lundag sa ilog.

Lumabas ito na me hawak na Gold hammer, "ito ba ang martilyo mo?" ...
"hindi po"..... Lundag uli ang Anghel at lumitaw na me Silver hammer,
"ito ba?"..."hindi po"...
Lundag uli sa ilog ang Anghel at lumitaw na me ordinary hammer, "ito
ba?"..." Opo" ...natuwa ang Anghel. "Dahil honest ka, bukod sa
martilyo mo, sa 'yo na rin ang Gold at Silver hammer"...

Makaraan ang ilang araw, naglalakad si Juan sa may ilog at kasama ang
Misis niya. Eh sa hindi inaasahang pangyayari, nalaglag si Misis sa
ilog...iyak si Juan Litaw si guardian Angel, "tutulungan kita"...sabay
lundag sa ilog at nang












lumitaw eh kasama si Marian Rivera, "ito ba ang misis mo?"...sagot si
Juan, "Opo"......nagalit si anghel, "sinungaling ka. Akala ko pa
naman mabait ka"....

Nag- reason-out si Juan, "sorry po, Angel...kasi kapag sinabi kong
'Hindi', eh lulundag ka uli sa tubig at pag-litaw mo eh kasama mo si
Katrina Halili.











At pag sinabi ko uli na hindi siya ang asawa ko, eh lulundag ka uli at
ang tunay na Misis ko na ang kasama mo. At dahil sa kabaitan ko, eh
ibibigay mo din sa akin sina Marian at Katrina.

Mahirap lang po ako at hindi ko kaya ang me tatlong asawa, kaya'Yes'
na lang ang sinagot ko nung una.

Moral of the story:
Kaya lang naman nagsi-sinungaling ang mga lalaki, Eh, for a good and
noble reason.




**haha adik**

Bad OMEN

perceptions.org.pk

it's funny when certain events in our lives
occur and we blame it all to
bad luck. What's funnier is the
things that we do to counter
the flow of bad energy that
causes these so called bad luck or bad events. At least at
that time I thought it was
funny, until my friend shared
her unlikely experience. This story is about my friend
and her scary jeepney ride
going home. For those of you
who don't know what jeepneys
are, they are a popular means
of public transportation in the Philippines. They were
originally made from US
military jeeps left over from
World War II and are well
known for their flamboyant
decoration and crowded seating. My friend went home late after
finishing their school project,
now since she lives within the
vicinity of the U.P. Diliman
campus (University of the
Philippines) it was perfectly safe for her to take the
jeepney instead of taking a
taxi in going home during late
hours. It was about midnight
when she took the ride home,
and she could not help but notice the driver kept glancing
at her through his rear view
mirror and then he would turn
to her. (Now all jeepneys have
their own route and do not
take any turns and they have to stick to their route or else
there is a big chance that they
would run into some cop
trouble). What's odd about this
jeepney ride besides the
eerie glances that the driver gave from time to time, he was
also taking turns in corners
that he was not suppose to.
Afraid of what the drivers
plans are, she was even more
afraid of her surroundings because it seemed as if she
was in the middle of nowhere
already. So instead of going
down, she just stayed on the
jeep. On the last turn that the
driver made, she noticed that they were back on the route
that they were suppose to be
in the first place. Before reaching the end of the
terminal, the driver turned to
my friend and said, "Im sorry if
I scared you or startled you! It
was not my intention".. "Could
you do me a favor and BURN all your clothes when you get
home".. Wondering why my
friend asked why he was
acting very strange. The
driver explained, "The reason
why I kept glancing was because your head was not
attached to your body when I
looked through my rear view
mirror." "That is why I changed
my route awhile ago, hoping
we could get away from the bad energy present in that
area, and thats why I want you
to BURN your clothes when
you get home because I think
its still with you." Upon arriving home, still
shaking from fear, my friend
took all her clothes off and
burned them as quickly as she
could. A few days later she
found out on the news that the jeepney driver died a day
after the incident. It turned out
the warning was not for her but
for the driver.

*credits to the orig author

Knock on Wood Goes Horror

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Credits: orig author

Hi my name is Jen and I live in manila
Philippines. I'm now 22 years
old living with my boyfriend.
Anyway, this is a real story
that actually happened to me
when I was staying in our house at the province. This
experience happened to me
when I was 12 years old right
after my grandfather died.
My grandfather died of a heart
attack and the whole family was in shock. Well, as for me I
was only 12 and I didn't
actually have a close bond
with my grand dad back when
he was alive so I never
actually paid too much attention to his death. Well,
before his funeral we offered a
mass and a small gathering to
pay our respects. We
celebrated it in a small chapel
with his casket opened in the front of the chapel. Each one of
the family members would
come up to the casket to see
my grandfather for the last
time and say their goodbyes.
Everyone had come to the casket so it was my turn
(Filipino children are not
actually scared of dead
bodies). I had this habit of
knocking into every wooden
surfaces that had touched my hands. Anyway, while I was
looking at my grand dad while I
was up at the casket I was
knocking at it with a beat like
1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3.
Then after like 3 minutes my aunt had noticed what I was
doing. So she shouted at me
and pinched me and told me
this old Filipino superstition
that when you knock at the
casket of a dead body he will come at your doorstep and
knock at your door. Well, I
never actually paid too much
attention to what my aunt had
said and continued playing.
When we got back to our house with one of my cousins
and my parents it was already
around 10 PM. My parents had
go to sleep early because
they were so tired. So my
cousin and I decided to watch TV. And that's when things
started to happen.
At first we were hearing loud
sounds coming from outside,
but we didn't pay much
attention to it so we just continued watching. Then I got
really scared when the lights
and TV went on and off. And
freaky thing is that it had a
pattern, like my knock
1-2-3,1-2-3. For about three minutes this
continued and I felt really
scared and so did my cousin.
And the scariest was after the
flickering stopped someone
knocked on our door with the sound exactly as what my
knocks at the casket sound...
1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3. Though I
was really scared I got the
courage to stand up and look
out the window to see who it was.
With my cousin next to me we
slowly went to the window and
checked. Then what I saw was
something I will never forget.
It was an old man wearing a black suit. His back was turned
so I didn't actually see his
face, but I knew this wasn't my
grand father. So I was scared
and when I pushed my face at
the window the man vanished right in front of me.
My cousin and I cried and ran
to my parents room and told
them what happened. Well,
they didn't believe us and just
told us to go to sleep. After that night I prayed and asked
that whoever that guy was I
hope he would leave me alone.
Could it be possible that other
spirits heard me knocking back
at the burial?

A Sad Goodbye

www.glogster.com

credits: orig author

This story happened around 1996, few
months before I migrated here
in NJ. While waiting for my visa, I
decided to go back to school
and took a quick computer
course, and there I met Leo,
(not his real name) he was
really nice & friendly and we became the best of friends
almost instantly, he was so
fond of me, he said I reminded
him of his girlfriend who was in
another city taking up nursing,
they didn't get to spend much time together because of their
conflicting schedules, they were
only able to see each other once
a month. I've realized how much
he loved his girlfriend because
she is all he could think of and was always our topic of
conversation, he shared all his
plans for their future with me
even his plan of marriage
proposal, he planned to do it on
her 21st birthday. Then one day, I woke up really
early, I think it was around
4:30am and the very first thing
that came to my mind was him. I
didn't pay any attention to it
and tried to go back to sleep but every time I closed my eyes
I would see his face, I was like,
this is weird! I was able to go
back to sleep but woke up late,
around 7:20, my Class was
starting at 8am so I hurried up and took a quick shower and
while in the shower I was seeing
his face again! It started to
bother me! I was on my way to class when I
saw him, I thought his face was
blurry but I still could see his
eyes for some reason... He
passed me and kept going down
the stairs without saying a word, I asked him where he was
going and that we are already
late but no reply. I went to the classroom and it
was unusually quite! Everybody
was there except for him and
the teacher so I went to my seat
and waited, when the teacher
came, he announced that Leo's was gone: (he was found by his
dad hanging from the ceiling, in
his room around 6:00AM. All I could think was, am I
dreaming? I just saw him! This
couldn't be real! That night, I went to the wake
with some of our classmates, I
found out from his sister that
he hung himself because his
girlfriend left him for another
guy and that the girlfriend was seeing the guy for 10 months
already before she decided to
break it off with him. I also found out that he actually
passed away around 4:30AM,
the very same time that I woke
up that morning thinking of
HIM.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

a knock from the resident ghost

www.emilychasesmith.com

Credits: orig author

What I am about to tell you happened in one day.
It was in 1994 and I was in my
4th year in college. In that year,
I am already living with my late
grandparent's house. There
was only two of us staying in the old house, the male helper
and myself. Of course when it's
weekends I spend most of my
day in my girlfriend's house. I
always go home in the middle of
the night, sometimes much later. But one saturday night, I
went home like 11:45pm because
I need to watch late news for
my thesis. I have with me a voice
recorder and was recording
the news. After sometime, I heard knocks
at my door. I thought it was the
helper who was knocking just to
check if I am already home or
sometimes just to tell me that I
have phone calls from my parents who are staying in
Tarlac. I answered, "narito na
ako, naikandado ko na mga
pinto..." (I am already here, I
have locked all the doors in the
house.) But nobody acknowledged my response, so I
just kept on doing the
recording. After a moment
there was a knock at my door
again. So I asked this time if
there was a call from my parents. But nobody was
answering. I told to myself that
the next time he will knock again
I will immediately open the
door. And so it happened. This
time the knockings was a little louder. So what I did was the
moment I heard the knockings I
jumped off to my bed and grab
the doorknob. As I opened the door there was
no one outside my room. The
long hallway going to the dinning
area was empty and dark. I
called on to our helper as I was
heading to his quarter just beside the dinning area. As I got
to his place, I called on him once
again and there he was just
waking up from my call. I asked
him if he was the one knocking
my door but he said that he just woke up. Truly, he just woke up
because if he was the one
making a fool of me, he couldn't
get back that fast to his bed
and get inside to his "kolambo
"(mosquito net). When I got to his quarter, he was just waking
and the kolambo was still neatly
tucked in his bed mat. That is so
mind boggling. Annoyed, he asked me why I had
aroused him from his sleep. I
told him the story but does not
want to believe because we were
only two of us in the old house.
Until I realized that I was still holding the voice recorder and
played back what I have
recorded. There it was he
heard it crisp and clear. So, he
grab a bolo and went around the
house looking for some burglars that might have come
in. I was just by the dinning area
looking at him while he was
doing a search. As he came back
he told me that all the windows
and doors were shut and there was no way someone could
enter from the outside. That
was the time he got afraid and
told me what has happened to
him that mid noon of the same
day. He said that while alone
watching SST (a show hosted
by Randy Santiago) beside the
long dinning table, he saw one
tablespoon swinging by itself.
During that time, set of spoons, forks and cutleries were
hanged in a carousel-like
hangers. He said, that the weird
thing about it was that only one
tablespoon was swinging and
the other utensils were just hanging. There was no wind
coming from outside and he
was all alone at that time. He
said that he didn't mind what
was happening and kept on
watching the show. This time the spoon fell from the the hanger
and it was still swinging until it
fell to the floor. At that
instance he got pretty scared,
took the spoon from the floor,
turned off the TV and went out towards the garden. I got so
scared that night that I asked
him to sleep inside my room. I noticed that whenever the
ghost in our house would let
itself be felt, it would choose
the moments that you are not
scared or your mind was not
thinking of scary stuffs. There were lots of stories
behind our old house. Stories
we hear from our neighbors. I
think that the ghost in our
house has good intentions or
just guarding our house. We lived in a not so good
neighborhood. You know, were
you will hear that some other
house has been burglarized or
victimized by "akyat-bahay". But
since then until now, our house has been burglar-free. Nobody
seems to dare to bust in our
house especially at night. Even
our own neighbors has been
seeing white lady roaming our
garden during the night, or sometimes coming down from
the balcony stairs. I realized that the ghost in our
house, whoever it was is our
house guardian and is giving
luck to the house and it's
inhabitant. To our resident
ghost/ghosts, thank you for keeping us safe. And thanks to
God who are always loving and
caring.

HATE LETTER. . nga ba? :)

www.anvh.deviantart.com

Credits: orig author

ANG GALING
NITO!
Read this
"HATE
letter". It is
so funny and creative.
This is a
loveletter
from a boy
to a girl....
However, the girl's
father does
not like him
and wants
them to
stop their relationship..
....and
so....the boy
wrote
this letter to
the girl....... He knows
that the
girl's father
will definitely
read this
letter 1 "The great
love that I
have for you
2 is gone,
and I find my
dislike for you
3 grows
every day.
When I see
you,
4 I do not even like
your face;
5 the one
thing that I
want to do is
to 6 look at
other girls. I
never wanted
to
7 marry you.
Our last conversation
8 was very
boring and
has not
9 made me
look forward to seeing you
again.
10 You think
only of
yourself.
11 If we were married, I
know that I
would find
12 life very
difficult, and
I would have no
13 pleasure in
living with
you. I have a
heart
14 to give, but it is not
something
that
15 I want to
give to you.
No one is more
16 foolish
and selfish
than you, and
you are not
17 able to care for me
and help me.
18 I sincerely
want you to
understand
that 19 I speak the
truth. You
will do me a
favor
20 if you
think this is the end. Do
not try
21 to answer
this. Your
letters are
full of 22 things
that do not
interest me.
You have no
23 true love
for me. Good-bye!
Believe me,
24 I do not
care for you.
Please do not
think that 25 I am still
your
boyfriend."
So bad!!
However,
before handing over
the letter to
the girl....the
boy told the
girl to "READ
BETWEEN THE
LINES",
meaning-only
to read
1.3.5.7.9.11.13
(Odd Nos.)
So.. please
try reading it
again! It's so
smart &
sweet.... It is better to
laugh about
your
problems
than to cry
about them."

time to do some Brain Exercise :)

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As
we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying
"If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain,
so..... Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine
if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so
you don't see the answers until you have made your own... OK, relax,
clear your mind and.... begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?



The answer is "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to
question 2.



2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?



Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt
the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even
overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said "
water" then proceed to question #3.



3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black
house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?



Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions? If
you said "glass," then go on to Question # 4.



4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If
you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West
Germany and East Germany.... Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the
engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the
middle of "no man's land" between East and West Germany. Where would
you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in 'no man's
land'?


Answer: You don't of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING
else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone
from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you
said, "Don't bury the survivors, then proceed to the next question.



5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute,
then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?



Answer:
One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than one
degree, you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are
obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.
Everyone else proceed to the final question.



6. Without using a calculator-You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In
Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get
off and 16 people get on. In Swansee, three people get off and five
people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You
then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?



Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It
was YOU, you dummy.... the very first line says that you're driving
the bus. Now pass this along to all your friends and hope they do
better than you did!

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