"Adult people are the ones "polluting" the mind of the innocent! Kulits appears more proper than the interrogator!"-frances

A Filipino boy was very sad in
class. The teacher asked, "KULITS
what is your problem?" KULITS answered, "I'm too
smart for the first-grade. My
sister is in the third-grade
and I'm smarter than she is!
I think I should be in the third-
grade too!" Teacher had enough. She
took KULITS to the principal's
office.
While KULITS waited in the
outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The
principal told the teacher he
would give the boy a test and
if he failed to answer any of
her
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
behave.
She agreed. KULITS was brought in and the
conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take
the test. Principal: What is 3 x 3? KULITS: 9, maam! Principal: What
is 6 x 6? KULITS: 36, maam! And so it went with every
question the principal
thought a third-grade should
know.
The principal looks at teacher
and tells her, "I think KULITS can go to the
third-grade. " Teacher says to the principal,
"I have some of my
own questions. Can I ask
him ?" The principal and KULITS both
agreed. Teacher asks: What does a
cow have four of that I
have only two of? KULITS: Legs, maam! Teacher : What is in your
pants that you have but I
do not have? KULITS: Pockets! Teacher: What starts with a C
and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and
contains thin whitish liquid? KULITS: Coconut! Teacher: What goes in hard
and pink then comes out
soft And sticky? (The principal's eyes open
really wide and before he
could stop the answer,
KULITS. was taking charge...) KULITS: Bubblegum, maam! Teacher: What
does a man do
standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog
does on three legs? (The principal's eyes open
really wide and before he
could stop the answer…) KULITS: Shake hands! Teacher: Now I will ask some
"Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?
KULITS: Yep! Teacher: You stick your poles
inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet
before you do. KULITS: Tent Teacher: A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me
when you're bored. The
best man always has me first. KULITS: Wedding Ring, maam! Teacher: I
come in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you
feel good. KULITS: Nose! Teacher: I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver. What is
it? KULITS: Arrow! Teacher: What word starts
with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
that means lot of heat and
excitement? KULITS: Firetruck! Teacher: What word starts
with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
& if u don't get it, u have to
use ur hand. KULITS: Fork! Teacher: What is it that all
men have one. It's
longer on some men, than on
others,
the pope doesn't use his and
a man gives it to his wife after they're married? KULITS: SURNAME!
Teacher: What part of the
man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like
pumping, & is responsible
for making love ? KULITS: HEART, maam! The principal breathed a sigh
of relief and said to
the teacher : Principal: Huh! send this Boy
to Harvard University!!! Even
I got
the last ten questions wrong
myself! :D [Like.Comment.Share]
- RE-POSTED ;)
fr: Ako C Kim (fan page)