WOMEN

By the time
the Lord
made women,
he was into
his sixth day of
working
overtime. An
Angel
appeared
and said, "Why are you
spending so
much time on
this one?"
And the Lord
answered and said,
"Have you
seen the
spec sheet
on her? She
has to be completely
washable,
but not
plastic, have
200 movable
parts, all replaceable,
run on black
coffee and
leftovers,
have a
lap that can hold three
children at
one time ,
have a
kiss that can
cure anything from a
scraped knee
to a
broken heart,
and have six
pairs of hands."
The Angel
was
astounded at
the
requirements for this
one. "Six
pairs of
hands! No
Way!", "And
that's just on the
standard
model?" the
Angel asked.
The Angel
tried to stop the Lord.
"This is too
much
work for one
day. Wait
until tomorrow to
finish it."
"But I can't!",
the Lord
protested, "I
am so close to
finishing this
creation that
is so close to
my own
Heart. She already heals
herself when
she is sick
AND
can work 18
hr days." The Angel moved
closer and
touched the
woman,"but
you have
made her so soft,
Lord."
"She is soft",
the Lord
agreed, "but I
have also made
Her tough.
You have no
idea what she
can endure
or accomplish."
"Will she be
able to
think?",
asked the
Angel. The Lord replied,
"Not only will
she be able to
think, she
will be able to
reason, and negotiate."
The Angel
then noticed
something
and reached
out and touched the
woman's
cheek.
"Oops, it
looks like you
have a leak with this
model.
I told you
that you
were trying
to put too much into
this one."
"That's not a
leak," the
Lord
objected, "that's a
tear!"
"What's the
tear for?"
the Angel
asked. The Lord said,
"The tear is
her way of
expressing
her joy, her
sorrow, her pain, her
disappointme
nt, her
loneliness,
her grief,
and her pride."
The Angel
was
impressed.
"You are a
genius, Lord. You
thought of
everything,
for women
are truly
amazing." Women have
strengths
that amaze
men. They
carry
hardships, they carry
burdens but
they hold
happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they
want to
scream. They
sing when
they want to
cry. They cry when they
are happy
and
laugh when
they are
nervous. They fight
for what
they
believe in.
They stand
up for injustice.
They don't
take "no" for
an answer
when they
believe there is a
better
solution.
They go
without so
their family can have.
They go to
the doctor
with a
frightened
friend. They love
unconditional
ly. They cry
when their
children
excel and cheer
when their
friends get
awards. They
are
happy when they hear
about a birth
or a new
marriage.
Their hearts
break when a friend dies.
They have
sorrow
at the loss of
a family
member,yet they are
strong when
they think
there is no
strength left.
They know that a
hug and a
kiss can heal
a broken
heart.
Women come in all sizes, in
all colors and
shapes.
They'll drive,
fly, walk, run
or e-mail you to show
how much
they care
about you.
The heart of
a woman is what makes
the world
spin! They
bring joy and
hope.
They give compassion
and ideals.
They give
moral
support to
their family and friends.
Women have
a lot
to say and a
lot to give.
Pass this along to your
women
friends to
remind them
how amazing
they are....... and to your
male friends