the real deal

This is the real deal. Try
ignoring it, and the first
thing you'll notice is having a
horrible day starting
tomorrow morning . . . and it only gets worse from
there.


ARIES - The Aggressive
(March 21 to April 19)


Outgoing. Lovable.
Spontaneous. Not one to
mess with. Funny... Excellent
kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships,
and family is very important
to an Aries. Aries are known
for being generous and giving.
Addictive. Loud. Always has
the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their
point for hours and hours.
Aries are some of the most
wonderful people in the
world. 16 years of bad luck
if you do not forward.


TAURUS - The Tramp
(April 20 to May 20)


Aggressive. Loves being in long
relationships. Likes to give a
good fight. Fight for what
they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of
attention. Extremely
outgoing. Loves to help
people in times of need. Good
kisser. Good personality.
Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred
and if they want something
they will do anything to get
it. They love to sleep and can
be lazy. One of a kind. Not one
to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!
15 years of bad luck if you
do not forward.


GEMINI - The Twin (May 21
to June 20)


Nice. Love is one of a kind.
Great listeners. Very good
at confusing people. Lover
not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will
not take any crap from
anyone. Geminis like to tell
people what they should do
and get offended easily.
They are great at losing things and are forgetful.
Geminis can be very sarcastic
and childish at times and are
very nosey. Trustworthy.
Always happy. VERY Loud.
Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make
out. Has a beautiful smile.
Generous. Strong. THE
MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9
years of bad luck if you do
not forward.


CANCER - The Beauty
(June 21 to July 22)


MOST AMAZING KISSER.
Very high appeal. A Cancer's
love is one of a kind... Very
romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your
life. Entirely creative person,
most are artists and insane,
respectfully speaking. They
perfected sex and do it
often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely
funny and is usually the life
of the party. Most Cancers
will take you under their
wing and into their hearts
where you will remain forever. Cancers make love
with a passion beyond
compare. Spontaneous. Not a
fighter, but will kick your
ass good if it comes down to
it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if
you do not forward.


LEO - The Lion (July 23 to
August 22)


Great talker. Attractive and
passionate. Laid back. Usually
happy but when unhappy
tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem
becomes everyone's problem.
Most Leos are very
predictable and tend to be
monotonous. Knows how to
have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great
kisser. Very predictable.
Outgoing. Down to earth.
Addictive. Attractive. Loud.
Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to
find. Good when found. 7
years of bad luck if you do
not forward.


VIRGO - The One that
Waits (August 23 to
September 22)


Dominant in relationships.
Someone loves them right
now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud.
Loyal. Easy to talk to.
Everything you ever wanted.
Easy to please. A pushover.
Loves to gamble and take
chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They
think they know everything
and usually do. Respectful
to others but you will
quickly lose their respect if
you do something untrustworthy towards
them and never regain
respect. They do not
forgive and never forget.
The one and only. 7 years of
bad luck if you do not forward.


LIBRA - The Lame One
(September 23 to October
22)


Nice to everyone they meet.
Their love is one of a kind.
Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most
caring person you will ever
meet! However, not the kind
of person you want to mess
with... you might end up
crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can
prevent. Faithful friends to
the end. Can hold a grudge
for years. Libras are someone
you want on your side.
Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics.
Very creative. A hopeless
romantic. 9 years of bad luck
if you do not forward.


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SCORPIO - The Addict
(October 23 to November
21)

EXTREMELY adorable.
Loves to joke. Very good
sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves
to be pampered. Energetic.
Predictable. GREAT kisser.
Always get what they want.
Attractive. Loves being in
long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times
to the extreme. Loves the
smell and feel of money and is
good at making it but just
as good at spending it! Very
protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a
good friend but if is
disrespected by a friend, the
friendship will end. Romantic.
Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not forward.


SAGITTARIUS - The
Promiscuous One (November
22 to December 21)


Spontaneous. High appeal.
Rare to find. Great when
found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love
to give. A loner most of the
time. Loses patience easily
and will not take crap. If in a
bad mood stay FAR away.
Gets offended easily and remembers the offence
forever. Loves deeply but at
times will not show it, feels
it is a sign of weakness. Has
many fears but will not show
it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all
their abilities. Can be childish
often. Not one to mess with.
Very pretty. Very romantic.
Nice to everyone they meet.
Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have
own unique appeal. Most
caring person you will ever
meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not
the kind of person you want
to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad
luck if you do not forward.


CAPRICORN - The
Passionate Lover (December
22 to January 19)


Love to bust. Nice. Sassy.
Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at
times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy,
but when they find a job or
something they like to do
they put their all into it.
Proud, understanding and
sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships.
Great talker. Always gets
what he or she wants. Cool.
Loves to win against other
signs in sports, especially
Gemini's. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants.
Extremely fun. Loves to
joke. Smart. 24 years of
bad luck if you do not
forward.


AQUARIUS - Does It in the
Water (January 20 to
February 18)


Trustworthy. Attractive.
Great kisser. One of a kind.
Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will
take on any project. Proud
of themselves in whatever
they do. Messy and
unorganized. Procrastinators
. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme
thinkers. Loves their pets
usually more than their
family. Can be VERY
irritating to others when
they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will
exceed your expectations.
Not a fighter, but will knock
your lights out. 2 years of
bad luck if you do not
forward.


PISCES - The Partner for
Life (February 19 to March
20)


Caring and kind. Smart. Likes
to be the centre of
attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex.
Likes to have the last word.
Good to find, but hard to
keep. Passionate, wonderful
lovers. Fun to be around.
Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY
caring. They always try to
do the right thing and
sometimes get the short end
of the stick. They
sometimes get used by others and get hurt because
of their trusting. Extremely
weird but in a good way.
Good sense of humour!!!
Thoughtful. Loves to joke.
Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to
others but needs to be
choosy on who they allow
their friends to be. 5 years
of bad luck if you do not
forward.


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