Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Warning: Upgrading Girlfriend to Wife

Dear Tech Support Team,
... ...
Last year I upgraded from
5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon
noticed that the new program began
unexpected child-
processes that took up a lot
of space and valuable
... ... ... ... In addition, Wife 1.0
installed itself int all other
programs and now monitor
all other system activities.
Application such as
BachelorNights 10.3 , PlayBall 5.0 ,
BeerWithBuddies 7.5,
PlayPoke 2.8,
DotaHours6.72f and
Outings 3.6 no longer run,
crashing the syste whenever selected. I can't
seem to kee Wife 1.0 in the
background while
attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm
thinkin about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the
'uninstall' doesn't work on
Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks, "A Troubled User" REPLY:
Dear Troubled User, This is
very common problem that
people complain about.
Many peopl upgrade from
Girlfrien 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a
Utilities and Entertainment
program. Wife 1.0 is an
designed by its Creator to
run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife
1.0 and to return to
Girlfriend 5.0 . It is
impossible to uninstall, or
purge the program files
from the system once installed. You cannot go
back to
Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife
1.0 is
designed not to allow this.
(Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-
Alimony-Child Support). I
recommend that you keep
Wife1.0 and work on
improving the environment.
I suggest installing the
application "Yes Dear" to
software augmentation. The
best course of action is to enter the command C:
\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to
give the
before the system will return to normal
anyway. Wife 1.0
is a great program, but it
tends to be very high
maintenance. Wife 1.0
comes with several support programs,such as Clean 2.5,
Cook 1.5,BathTheBaby Nth
and DriveMeHome 10.2
However, be very careful
how you use these
programs. Improper use will cause the system to
launch the program
NagNag 9.5. Once this
happens, the only way to
improve the performance of
Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software Dresses
2.1, Shoes 3.3, Bag 4.8,
FineDineIn 1.1, Jewellery
5.0. and
CashInHand version10kUp
WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
6.9 -Backup
files suck as Bestfriends,
Schoomates, Officemates and
SmokeBuddies was
already been removed. This
is not supported by Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible damage to the
operating system and to
your computer as well....


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